I used to be taller than him. Really though… at one point in knowing Chris Brown, I was taller than him. I mean, it was like 5 years ago, BUT STILL! It was a glorious time in life. But at some point, he grew like 10 feet over night and totally passed me up in size. Then one day, he showed up at the aquatics center I worked at and tried out to be a lifeguard….. and we ended up working together at William Woolett Jr. Aquatics Center in Irvine for a couple years. Now, he’s graduating and I feel OLD.

Okay, but in all seriousness… Chris Brown is a really cool kid… he’s a volleyball stud who will be graduating this June from Northwood Highschool. He surfs, he swims, he plays volleyball, he’s got the brains, he’s an overall nice guy, aaaand he’s taken… sorry ladies.

Chris, I had fun hanging out with you at the Orange Circle and I hope you know how awesome you are. Whatever college you decide to go to… they’ll be trying to figure out why their “awesome” meters explode the second you step on campus. (okay… it sounded better in my head….) Here’s my favorites from the afternoon…